Monday, August 30, 2010

Reality

Have you ever thought about what life is? I mean really, really, sat down and took the time to think of all the possibilities for our being?  As I was lying in bed, I began thinking about what possible purpose we could have for being alive, and how we really came into being.  I put my personal opinions aside and realized why people can truly believe in a god -- a being powerful and wise enough to make everything in this universe fall into just the right places to make life possible.

After those thoughts, my mind began to wander as I started getting drowsy, and I started thinking about the quote, "I think, therefore I am."  It dawned on me that you, my family, my friends -- I don't know what you're thinking, and I can't for sure say you even are.  I began thinking deeper and came across a theory that I'm the only real thing in this entire world.  All other beings were created by my mind to make my world what it is. Every conversation I have, I'm actually having with my own mind, channeled through a separate entity (your physical body).  It's hard to explain, but basically what I'm saying is YOU, my friend, are not real. You don't have any thoughts or the capability to think.  You don't have any real feelings. You do what my subconscious mind programmed you to do. Prove me wrong.

In short. I am God. And you are living in my world because you play a small part in making my world fit together.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Behind the Mind

So by now, everyone's heard about the impending apocalypse scheduled to hit sometime in the year 2012. After seeing the movie "23," a spark was ignited in my mind and I became overwhelmed with the need to further investigate 2012. Now, it's one thing to hear in passing conversation that the world is going to end in 2012... You think to yourself, "Yeah, these guys don't know wtf they're talking about." But if you research it, it's amazing what you can find. The mayans, the aztecs, Merlin, Nostradamus, The oracle... It's more than just one nut.

So I'm convinced the world will be ending in 2012, sure. But when I heard that Oprah was canceling her show, another lightbulb ticked on in my head! The most powerful woman in the world, with the most followers... A woman who is idolized as the embodiment of anything that is good in this world-- decides to cancel her show after decades, in the year 2011. One year before the 2012 prediction? Hmmm, coincidence? There's no such thing as a coincidence! I'm convinced, and you should be too, that Oprah -- using her resources, is planning to build a vessel of some sort to survive the apocalypse. After her last show in 2011, she will concentrate her focus on finding people worthy of joining her on her post-apocalyptic voyage to repopulate and rebuild.

In short, Oprah is the modern day Noah. (Noah's ark)